British
MP George Osborne is truly a Master at the ‘Art of Selling Bullshit’ – to date,
he’s been in charge of the UK Treasury for a little more than 5 years and hasn’t
accomplished shit. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that his ‘biggest, most
important project’ – the Northern
Powerhouse – has failed to deliver
on any of the many, many, many promises that he had made (when he was campaigning and need your vote... so he could keep making his money, lol...)
The
“Northern Powerhouse” was George Osborne’s attempt (acting as government) to
develop the north of England; creating a manufacturing/export market that would
diversitfy Britain’s economic model by creating a ‘second’ place of growth. You
see, Britain only has one place of
growth (London)... for 4 countries (Wales, N. Ireland, Scotland, England) in an
economic union (the United Kingdom ) and international territories (Gibraltar,
Falklands, etc...). All those people, all that welfare state shit – and only
one place of growth: hilarious, sad, and pathetic… all at the same time.
So
finally this year in October, President Xi Jinping China came to London… and
boy… were they in for the blowjob of the century. Britain got on their knees in
every possible way: it was truly EXTRODINARY. The Chinese Communist Party (the
most Authoritarian Government in the history of Governments) got to ride around
London in a diamond and gold covered horse-drawn carriage with Queen Elizabeth;
the streets around Westminster Abbey (where Xi got to sleep while in Britain) were
decorated with thousands of Chinese Communist Party flags, and to add to the
spectacle, China had flown in its own supporters and handed out hats/shirts to
bullshit the average Brit into thinking “whoa, a lot of Chinese like the C.C.P.”
– hence the expression: if its China,
than its fake.
After
the big bullshit parade was over, there were a bunch of blowjob dinners where
everyone was sucking the Panda’s dick; British Members of Parliament saying
things such as: we love you China, we
want to be your best friend… we’ll do anything to accommodate you. To which
Xi and the rest of the C.C.P. sociopaths responded by nodding and not saying
anything. All the while, George anxiously waiting for the day to come (like a
kid waiting for Christmas), so he could find out how much money he had won from
sucking so much Commie dick.
And
so, as the final day was wrapping up: President XI was pleased to announce, as
a “sign of the two countries growing friendship,” the City of Manchester would
be securing its first ever direct service flight to Beijing via Hainan Airlines… lol… you should have seen their faces (the British politicians who
had worked so hard to whore themselves out – more so than they’ve ever even
done for the Americans – to realize: all
we got was a fucking air line route… are you fucking kidding me… lol… like I
said, you should have seen their faces).
George
‘Bullshit Seller’ Osborne has been bullshitting away about how the ‘sucking of
the Chinese Communist dick’ was a good thing, and that “this is just the first
Chinese investment… and that they’ll be more in the future” – as to when specifically?
Lol… like I said, he’s a bullshit
artist – he never has anything specific to say, but he’s always keen the hype
up the ‘nothingness’ that has been accomplishments as Head of the UK Treasury.
What
will happen to the ‘tens of thousands of jobs’ for the people of the Greater
Manchester area? Well… as usual: they’re fucked because they’ll be no new ‘booming
job market’ – EVER. The British have failed to evolve their economic model pass
having only ‘one place of growth’ – so if you’re not in London: have fun on the
benefit system.
But
here’s the thing: eventually ‘there will be an end’ – Britain has failed to evolve
its economic model, and when you fail to evolve: the destination is always the
same (go asks Kodak, go ask the Do-Do Bird what happens when you fail to evolve
– oh wait, you can’t… because their
dead/extinct/kaput ). BINGO! An economic union with 4 countries – not a
single standing country: a system of agreements, contracts, and treaties… lol… so here’s the real question: “When St. George’s Cross flies about Number
10 Downing Street, will England be ready to get on their knees and suck Germany’s
dick?”
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THIS IS THE EAGLE; THIS
IS THE NEW WORLD; THIS IS OUR GLOBAL ORDER
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