Monday, November 23, 2015

UK's 'Northern Powerhouse' is a TOTAL FAILURE; Blame George 'BULLSHIT' Osborne

British MP George Osborne is truly a Master at the ‘Art of Selling Bullshit’ – to date, he’s been in charge of the UK Treasury for a little more than 5 years and hasn’t accomplished shit. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that his ‘biggest, most important project’ – the Northern Powerhouse –  has failed to deliver on any of the many, many, many promises that he had made (when he was campaigning and need your vote... so he could keep making his money, lol...) 

The “Northern Powerhouse” was George Osborne’s attempt (acting as government) to develop the north of England; creating a manufacturing/export market that would diversitfy Britain’s economic model by creating a ‘second’ place of growth. You see, Britain  only has one place of growth (London)... for 4 countries (Wales, N. Ireland, Scotland, England) in an economic union (the United Kingdom ) and international territories (Gibraltar, Falklands, etc...). All those people, all that welfare state shit – and only one place of growth: hilarious, sad, and pathetic… all at the same time.

So finally this year in October, President Xi Jinping China came to London… and boy… were they in for the blowjob of the century. Britain got on their knees in every possible way: it was truly EXTRODINARY. The Chinese Communist Party (the most Authoritarian Government in the history of Governments) got to ride around London in a diamond and gold covered horse-drawn carriage with Queen Elizabeth; the streets around Westminster Abbey (where Xi got to sleep while in Britain) were decorated with thousands of Chinese Communist Party flags, and to add to the spectacle, China had flown in its own supporters and handed out hats/shirts to bullshit the average Brit into thinking “whoa, a lot of Chinese like the C.C.P.” – hence the expression: if its China, than its fake.

After the big bullshit parade was over, there were a bunch of blowjob dinners where everyone was sucking the Panda’s dick; British Members of Parliament saying things such as: we love you China, we want to be your best friend… we’ll do anything to accommodate you. To which Xi and the rest of the C.C.P. sociopaths responded by nodding and not saying anything. All the while, George anxiously waiting for the day to come (like a kid waiting for Christmas), so he could find out how much money he had won from sucking so much Commie dick.

And so, as the final day was wrapping up: President XI was pleased to announce, as a “sign of the two countries growing friendship,” the City of Manchester would be securing its first ever direct service flight to Beijing via Hainan Airlineslol… you should have seen their faces (the British politicians who had worked so hard to whore themselves out – more so than they’ve ever even done for the Americans – to realize: all we got was a fucking air line route… are you fucking kidding me… lol… like I said, you should have seen their faces).   

George ‘Bullshit Seller’ Osborne has been bullshitting away about how the ‘sucking of the Chinese Communist dick’ was a good thing, and that “this is just the first Chinese investment… and that they’ll be more in the future” – as to when specifically? Lol… like I said, he’s a bullshit artist – he never has anything specific to say, but he’s always keen the hype up the ‘nothingness’ that has been accomplishments as Head of the UK Treasury.

What will happen to the ‘tens of thousands of jobs’ for the people of the Greater Manchester area? Well… as usual: they’re fucked because they’ll be no new ‘booming job market’ – EVER. The British have failed to evolve their economic model pass having only ‘one place of growth’ – so if you’re not in London: have fun on the benefit system.

But here’s the thing: eventually ‘there will be an end’ – Britain has failed to evolve its economic model, and when you fail to evolve: the destination is always the same (go asks Kodak, go ask the Do-Do Bird what happens when you fail to evolve – oh wait, you can’t… because their dead/extinct/kaput ). BINGO! An economic union with 4 countries – not a single standing country: a system of agreements, contracts, and treaties… lol… so here’s the real question: “When St. George’s Cross flies about Number 10 Downing Street, will England be ready to get on their knees and suck Germany’s dick?”

-         THIS IS THE EAGLE; THIS IS THE NEW WORLD; THIS IS OUR GLOBAL ORDER

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